Tanning and Shaving and Abs, Oh My.

I’m in the bath early — currently, yes, in the bath — so I can make it in time to drag myself into a tanning salon. To bake my flesh darker (skinnier) in a lighted sun-coffin.

Before this, I spent 20 minutes watching five-minute ab workouts on YouTube (kind of like doing the workout, right?).

Ugh. The things I do for this job. For money. Motherfuckers better love these tits with their whole wallets this summer.

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~ by The Stiletto-Shod One on May 2, 2013.

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