Overheard in the Dressing Room

Doesn’t this (fortune cookie) look like a vagina? It totally looks like my vagina you guys!

Oh no. “Prepare for the unexpected.” Does that mean she’s not gonna bring my weed and gonna steal my money?

You know how after you wipe with a baby wipe — I gotta wipe with a paper towel, too, because otherwise…otherwise I’m too wet. Lookin’ like my pussy ate a glazed doughnut.



~ by The Stiletto-Shod One on May 31, 2013.

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